24 11 / 2013
My feelings about other people are like my feelings about sharks. I think they’re super cool, but if a lot of them or even just one approached me randomly, I’d get really anxious, and if one of them started talking to me, I’d be really confused and wouldn’t know what to do.
So accurate it hurts
12 11 / 2013
If you are listening to music with headphones on and I can hear it from across the room there’s a good chance I hope you get hit by a fucking bus.